313 is the address for fashion spotting. 995 is the number to call for health complications induced by bad fashion. “What’s your emergency?”

Get the look:

1. Green Shirt
   
2. Checked Shirt
   
3. Ribbed Vest Top
   
4. Bleached Snow Wash High Waisted Jeans
   
5. High Waist Skinny Jeans
   
6. Satchel Bag with Straight Flap
   
7. Hawaii Leather Gladiator Wedge Sandal
   

Get the look:

1. Stilt Jean
   
2. Grey Rib Knit Beanie Hat
   
3. Tall Crochet Top
   
4. Knitted Sleeveless Crochet Top
   
5. Olivya Skinny Jeans
   
6. Soft Leather Mini Cross Body Bag
   
7. Square Brogues
   

Get the look:

1. Transparent Silk Blouse
   
2. Gail Pocket Shirt
   
3. Grey Acid Washed Skinny Jeans
   
4. Acid Washed Skinny Jeans
   
5. Dip Dye Clutch
   
6. Set of Three Natu Rings
   
7. Black Beauty Heels
   

And the disasters are...



Urban warfare of the visual kind. “Witnesses complain of chest pains and sore eyes.”



Don’t drink and… wear. “Patient displaying symptoms of alcoholic poisoning”



Hello Kitty, Goodbye Lady. “Fashion sense flatlined, bodybag needed”