We’ve all had embarrassing sex moments, especially with a new partner that you’re not THAT comfortable with yet.
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Thinking back, in retrospect, I really should have just lightened up and laughed out loud about it instead of turning it into an ultra embarrassing moment. Here are the top 10 embarrassing sex moments contributed by my readers (and some by myself… I’m not telling you which!).
1. The first time I touched a man’s penis, I was really surprised at how velvety to the touch it felt and exclaimed, "It's so soft!" He got really embarrassed thinking I meant it was actually going soft. Not sure how to rescue the situation, I said, "Do you moisturize it?"
2. The first time my boyfriend and I used a vibrating cock ring, it was too strong. It tickled and made me laugh so hysterically, he had to pull out. Then there's him, just kneeling on the bed with this thing vibrating like mad on his penis. He looked so embarrassed.
3. I was fooling around with this guy and he asked me to blow his cock. I unzipped his pants, whipped it out, and proceed to blow on his penis. Like literally, blow air onto his penis. He was like "Ummm...what are you doing?" I was totally confused and had no idea what I was doing wrong.
4. I was lying on my boyfriend’s chest after sex and I was almost asleep when I let out a very loud, smelly fart and scared myself awake. I'm sure I jolted but I just pretended to be asleep.
5. I did that thing where you rub cum on someone's forehead and say "SIMBAAA" to my husband once. He did not find it as funny as i did.
6. I’m a guy. A girl was giving me a blow job and I guess I pushed her down a bit too hard so she gagged and vomited all over my private parts. It was like huge chunks of tomatoes and ham etc.
7. A first date went unexpectedly well and we ended up at his place. I then remembered I was wearing ugly undies!! So I stashed them in my handbag and pretended like I was one of those women who just doesn’t wear underwear. Totally sexy right? But when I left his house the next morning, I realised my ugly undies had falled out of my bag and were somewhere in his apartment
8. I yelled out my own name as I climaxed!
9. I was having sex with a date for the first time. When he ejaculated on my belly, he made a chewbacca noise. Maybe he thought it was funny.
10. I was in reverse cowgirl position with my boyfriend and he spread my butt cheeks while he was thrusting. It took me by surprise and I let out an uncontrollable fart and pooped a little on him.