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Top 10 Funniest Sex Moves

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Here’s a list of the top 10 funniest sex moves I’ve ever heard of. You could try some of these for a laugh (at your own risk!), and who knows, maybe you'll find a new favourite sex move out of these. Or at the very least, get a good laugh out of it.

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The Double Fish Hook
From the doggie style position, get your partner to hook his pinky fingers in your mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.

The Victory Sign
This is an act using 2 fingers (middle and index) when fingering a woman's vagina. As she orgasms, pull your fingers apart to create a gape in the vagina opening.

The Jelly Fish
Take a plastic bag and place it over your head (beware of suffocation!). Have sex doggy style, and just when you're about to climax, your partner tightens the bag around your neck. As you orgasm, you expel a large amount of air and inflate the plastic bag, resembling a jellyfish.

Arabian Goggles
Place your man’s testicles over your eye sockets while giving him head. In order for this to be possible, the position he takes is with his ass on your forehead.

Standing Piledriver
This is a 69 position but done standing up. First, both of you need to get ridiculously fit. Then he lifts you up and inverts you, head downwards. You both try to enjoy oral sex for those few seconds before his arms tire and he drops you on your head.

Salty Walrus
After performing oral sex, have his cum drip from your lips from both corners of your mouth. Make appropriate walrus sounds.

The Tyson
This move is for the guys. After a girl has given you a blowjob and she stands up, look as if you’re going to finger her but at he last second, just uppercut her right between the legs!

White Dragon
After sex, a man ejaculates into her mouth and then proceeds to tickle her, causing her to laugh. When done correctly, this forces the ejaculate through their nasal cavities and out of her nose, thus creating white whiskers resembling that of a dragon's.

The Eiffel Tower
This is a threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys then high-five and hold hands up high over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.

The Ninja
Another one for the guys, you need a dildo and a light switch close by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a her and with a swift Houdini-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, and yell, NINJA!!


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