Humour is important in any relationship, but we ladies know that sometimes our husband or boyfriend will say the darnest things.
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Credit: Bridal Musings
Here's are some hilarious tweets that will totally make sense to any couple out there.
"Behave or you'll be an outside baby." Pretty sure that threat applies to the dogs but not the baby... @nkmhockey #ShitMyHusbandSays
— Kayla E Marnik (@SharkFaceGal) April 15, 2016
Me: my uterus is now the size of a basketball
— shit my husband says (@xo_married) April 11, 2016
Husband: you're a sexy basketball#shitmyhusbandsays
Showed him my achievement for the night and this was his response:
— Tiffy McKay (@TiffyMcKay) March 30, 2016
"Nice butt." #shitmyhusbandsays pic.twitter.com/A7mIhB3VIO
We should go to a bar because that's what adults do... but we are parents so we should go to the living room. #parenting #shitmyhusbandsays
— kristen taylor (@senoritascience) March 27, 2016
My husband just said he thought women wore bras for comfort... hilarity ensued. #boobs #shitmyhusbandsays #womenproblems
— kristen taylor (@senoritascience) March 27, 2016
Me: Did you just say I'm proportionally overweight?
— Kelli Muckey✌ (@kellinicole8) March 23, 2016
Jason: No, I said you put on weight proportionally. #ShitMyHusbandSays
"You're like your dad but with breasts. You're so hot." #shitmyhusbandsays
— little lotus blossom (@lotusblossomnyc) March 17, 2016
"No one out dicks my dick" - @newfoundcory #shitmyhusbandsays
— Katie Steel (@steelykate) March 15, 2016
Shower is sacred time to unwind & recharge but it was abruptly interrupted "Try this orange it's super sweet!" #ShitMyHusbandSays #HeLovesMe
— Kim (@Suilatchu) March 13, 2016
"You can either have a husband who cleans a house or a husband who holds in a fart, but you cannot have have both." #ShitMyHusbandSays
— Olesya Elikan (@Dr_Sunnyelf) March 12, 2016
Wow you look really pregnant- how did that happen?!?
— shit my husband says (@xo_married) March 7, 2016
Me: :-/ seriously?#shitmyhusbandsays #hesnotwrong
"Yes, we are adults."
— Mrs. H. (@Teacher_Tales_) March 1, 2016
"No, we're masquerading as adults." #shitmyhusbandsays
"I'm a bad husband. I should lie better." In reference to how delicious my chocolate cake was. #shitmyhusbandsays
— Mrs. H. (@Teacher_Tales_) February 11, 2016
OMG. I want to leave one of them here. I just can't decide which one. #shitmyhusbandsays with the kids at the grocery store.
— BamBam (@BamBamXtra) February 6, 2016
Water makes me angry because it's not food. #shitmyhusbandsays
— Carrie (@ObliviousCarrie) February 5, 2016
"Coffee tastes better with a boob in the hand." My husband. #marriage #shitmyhusbandsays
— Chewie Darsow (@ChewieNine) January 22, 2016
"wouldn't it be weird if dogs grew up and moved out on their own?" thoughts from @bicb #shitmyhusbandsays
— Emma Bica (@emmabica) January 14, 2016
"I hate when people buy me underwear for Christmas! It's like, 'you don't know what my balls like!'" #ShitMyHusbandSays #ChristmasEdition
— Jess (@mamamedia_au) December 21, 2015
"Do you reckon my old games get jealous when I get a new one? Do you think they know I'm pushing another game's buttons?" #ShitMyHusbandSays
— Jess (@mamamedia_au) October 28, 2015
9th wedding anniversary dinner, husband raises glass, "Here's to 9 more years." Guess he's done at 18. #shitmyhusbandsays
— Bobbi French (@Bobbi_French) September 23, 2015
"I gotta go to the dr this morning and get checked out... There's some massive swelling going on in my biceps" #shitmyhusbandsays
— Cally (@callyjosephine) September 20, 2015
Gaming etiquette states: He who owns the console is granted the position of first player... or the controller that works. #shitmyhusbandsays
— Deirdre Statham (@deirdrestatham) September 20, 2015
What are some of the funny things that your boyfriend or husband said? Share them with us by leaving a comment!