Nyotaimori or naked body sushi, is the Japanese practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the naked body of a woman. Dining on naked sushi can be a great pleasure for your man, afterall, it’s not only a jaw dropping experience he will remember for life (and one to brag about to the boys), but this delicate art is a real treat to the senses.
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However, a naked sushi experience will cost upwards of $500 for the meal (and you would have to travel away from Singapore to experience it). Plus, it would piss me off watching my man enjoy eating sushi off another woman’s body. Why not throw him an exclusive naked sushi party, with your own body as the sushi platter?
It’s pretty simple and inexpensive! Here’s how:
1. Buy Sushi
If you can make your own, even better, but I’d say it’s not necessary since they’re readily available and affordable in any supermarket or Japanese restaurant in Singapore. Put sushi in fridge ahead of time.
2. Buy Decor
This can include a nice table cloth, some candles, flowers and large leaves. You can use cheap stuff from places like Daiso, and to be honest, your partner would be so excited about this whole event he probably won’t remember the deco. But if you can afford to splurge, I feel that it’s much sexier to lie among real rose petals than synthetic ones.
3. Set up the dining table
Make sure your have a sturdy table which can hold your weight (and length of your body). If you don’t have that, improvise and lay the tablecloth on the floor instead or use your bed. Under the tablecloth, position a small pillow where your head will be. After all, you will be lying there for quite some time (or for as long as he can leave you lying there), so comfort is key. Decorate the area with candles, flower petals and leaves. Leave some flower decorations for your body.
4. Have alcohol
Have a large drink yourself to prepare yourself for the exciting evening ahead. This will help calm your nerves and lessen your inhibitions (if any!). Leave glasses and an ice bucket out with a bottle of bubbly or wine, etc for your special guest.
5. Have a shower
Scrub and clean every inch of your body, and get made up. You want to smell nice, but skip any overpowering scents.
6. Serve naked sushi!
This is getting exciting. You’re anticipating the arrival of your very special guest soon. Get the sushi out of the fridge, lie down in position, and carefully lay the sushi out on your body. There’s no set pattern for this, but try to avoid a haphazard arrangement which looks like sushi just fell all over you. A good rule is, arrange them in neat straight lines… one line down each thigh. Then lie back and place a flower arrangement over your crotch area. Trail up from that with a line of sushi in the middle of your body leading up to your chest. Place his favourite sushi over your breasts, covering your nipples. And then finally line some smaller sushi rolls along your collarbone.
7. Remain completely still
Ignore every toe cramp, every urge to laugh nervously or scratch an itch! Close your eyes and await his arrival. Please arrange for your special guest to arrive within 30 minutes because you don’t want to risk your sushi going bad or for you to have enough time to chicken out!