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… unfortunately, not crazy in a good way. Ok, so you’re kinda obsessed with Instagram and you’ve got a little following going on. Here’s what your boyfriend thinks of some of your pics:
#CoupleSelfies
Unless he’s vain and equally obsessed about Instagram, chances are- he’s sick of posing for couple selfies with you… especially if he has to retake it 20 dozen times because you don’t think you look good enough in it. Couple selfies is the modern day equivalent of making your man carry your bag. His ass is whooped, and everyone on Instagram knows it.
#InappropriateThrowback
Worse that couple selfies with your boyfriend are the couple selfies taken ages ago with your ex boyfriend! Delete that shit off your phone so you do not get nostalgic and post it as a throwback photo. No matter how long it’s been, it’s never a good time to post a couple-y photo of you and your ex during better times. Go find a baby picture or something.
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#FoodPorn
If it’s taking a few shots of a one-off spectacular meal, he’ll understand. But taking pseudo artsy shots of your shitty food is pathetic, pointless and grump inducing. It’s ok, you don’t have to show people what you eat at every single meal. So, just let him eat his $1.50 IKEA hotdog in peace already!
#JustbeingHUMAN
You may find the everyday, ordinary things about your boyfriend very endearing and amusing. Unfortunately, you’re the only person who thinks that it is wonderful when he does regular activities, like watch TV or comb his hair. Do not take pics of these activities to share with us. He will be the butt of jokes when his friends see and share those pics.
#InstaHoe
An InstaHoe is a girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on Instragram for the sole purpose of getting more likes..Cleavage popping out, tight ass revealing, peekaboo lingerie…. even if he finds the pictures a turn on, he won’t appreciate them being wank material for other guys. When you seek the wrong kind of attention outside of your relationship, it’s a sign of narcissism or insecurity, both of which is unattractive to him. Send sexy pics directly to him instead.
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#OOTD
Boyfriends generally don’t mind their girlfriend’s outfit of the day selfies but they just hate having to be cameramen for them. One shot is never good enough. He gets blamed for shooting you at a bad angle, or for not catching the right details of your outfit. Honestly, he’s not even looking when he snaps the pic.
#AreYouJealousYet?
A picture that is sure to drive your boyfriend crazy is one that is meant to make him jealous. Oooh a random bouquet of flowers landed on your office desk. A pic of yourself all chummy with your ridiculously handsome guy friend. *Hulk Smash!*
#drunk
So you’re on a girl’s night out with your besties. You start the night off with some pretty group shots of the girls… but towards the end of the night, the photos you share are the ones of you and your friends looking drunk, slurry, with make up smeared, wardrobe malfunctioning and probably puking or lying down on the pavement outside the club. It may seem a good and fun idea at the time, but I bet your boyfriend is sitting at home fuming.
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